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Spent three days and nights game spotting in Hluhluwe-Imfolozi based at the delightful Masinda Lodge. The better weather in the area has enabled a recovery from the droughts of recent years so the game spotting was good. With Rhino, Elephant, Giraffe and Impala in abundance there were plenty of great photo opportunities. Also a pack of African wild dogs were spotted. Mr Hyena in photo was caught lurking round the BBQ pit.

More details about Hluhluwe game park here.

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Shape Shifter Plagues Karoo Town - From Local South African News paper -

From "The Mercury (Independent newspaper of KwaZulu Natal) published Tuesday , April 26, 2011

Shape-shifter plagues Karoo town

A "MONSTER" plaguing the sleepy Karoo town of Steytierville struck again over the Easter weekend, Eastern Cape police said yesterday. Another two sightings of the "shape-shifting creature" were reported· on Sunday evening, said Warrant Officer Zandisile Nelani. "Two men were walking near a tavern when they saw a man wearing a black jacket. One of the men, identified only as Nozipho, went up to the stranger and asked him, "What is your problem?," said Nelani.

When the stranger did not respond, Nozipho went closer and saw that the man had no head. The man then turned into a dog that was "very angry" and "as big as a cow", Nelani said. He said that as they ran away, the monster allegedly turned on another group of people in the same road. "They said it turned into a big monkey, and then it was' gone," Nelani said. Last week police were told by residents that the monster changed shape while one looked at it. One man had reported that it changed from a man wearing a suit into a pig and then into a bat.

There had also been rumours that it could fly. Previously, it had only been seen near the church. It had even been seen peering through the windows during a service, but had vanished by the time the congregation went outside. Nelani said that the community had dubbed the monster "Bawokozi", meaning "brother-in-law". "It is a very strange thing happening in Steytierville, but no one has been hurt by it," Nelani said. - Sapa .

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I think the clue is in the Phrase " "Two men were walking near a tavern when ... "

Cheers

Gannett

Just Back from South Africa had a great time down there.

Just back from South Africa and had a great time down there.

In a local Spar store Marmite Cheese spread was discovered. I can report that this local South African delicacy has a mostly cheesy flavor with just a hint of Marmite. It may not be strong enough for the hard core Marmararti but does go well for a novelty. More notes here.

In a local book store "50 People who stuffed up South Africa" by Alexander Parker. These biting satirical portraits are complimented by sketches by Zapiero. A very good read that provides an insight into a cross section of South African history and the people who held key turning points in their hands and failed. More notes here.

Good times.

Gannett

And here is the perfect crossover product

In a neat follow up to the previous post we have the perfect cross over product between the Yin and Yang of fine foods.

"Very Peculiar Milk Chocolate, with A hint of marmite indulgaence a perplexing treat that bewilders the tastebuds."

Cheers

Gannett

The Yin and Yang of fine foods.

This wall hanging most certainly falls into the category of "It's not art but I like it."

On the top row we have a selection of 100g bars of Green and Black's.In order from left to right we have Myan Gold, Ginger, Butterscotch, Milk, 70% Dark and White. Certainly a fine collection of desirable chocolate.

On the bottom row we have even more objects of desire being a collection of special editions Marmites. From Left to right we have Original, Guinness, Champaign, Marston, XO and Squeesy. A real treat for the marmarati.

G&B chocolate and Marmite, the Yin and Yang of fine foods mmmmmmmmmm. All I need now to complete the display is a small metal hammer and a note saying "Break glass in case of emergency".

Cheers

Gannett

PS: Thanks to Steve for donating the display case, the like of which I had been looking for ages.

Scientology is the new Masons

Apparently Scientology is the new Masons. Both weird at every level.

What are the four horsemen of the personal Apocalypse 2011 ?

While we were having a chat over an ale of two at the local pub, conversation wandered across fields of doom and gloom. Depression both personal and economic was very much on topic as we looked for an updated set of doomsday indicators signaling the end of days. This is the "Me and instant news" generation; we already see too much of the countrywide doom and devastation predicted in the Bible's book of Revelations.

We are not learned scholars or religious fanatics looking for post doomsday success just looking for a way to relate past wisdom to current modern life. We wanted a more personal and up close set of predictions that foretell the downfall of mankind, which comes one person at a time.

These concepts we propose as the new "Four horsemen of the personal Apocalypse." When there is more than one of these in your life, Doomsday is not far away.

War is now Broken Relationships. Those can be relationships that used to work or relationships that have never worked, except though the lens of obsession or force of violence. Don't confine relationships to just the personal interactions that support families consider the all relationships within the community. Robbery, fraud and even road rage demonstrate broken relationships between self and the community. Love who your with or at least make an effort to get along so everyone wins.

Famine is now Debt and poverty. Debt is one of the chains that binds changed circumstances to poverty. A good job and stable income can be wiped out by illness, relationship breakdown or other unforeseen civil crisis. Insurance and rainy day nest eggs will not always help but the old fashioned values of living within means available will certainly help. Circumstances change, sometimes too fast to understand so be prepared. Favors in the bank are worth as much as spendable cash.

Pestilence is now Addiction to what destroys. There is no shortage of addictions to choose from, gambling, drink, drugs, overeating, shopping and strange sex all make the list of possibilities. All will take wealth, crush joy, overwhelm the lonely and rot communities from the inside out. There is a line between tasting the weird, pushing the boundaries of experimentation and addiction; however the person who can tell if you have crossed that line is not usually you.

Death is the Loss of ambition and loss of drive to develop. Death now starts with the death of the soul, the loss of hope and ambition. Without something to live for, to strive for, life is just downhill till six ft under.

There is help for much of the above, support communities abound in real and virtual life. Getting support requires seeing the need to take the first step. Better still, build a kinder self with fewer vices and stronger relationships before the crisis strikes.

Cheers from a somewhat philosophical

Gannett

This was originally posted in 2011 - wind forward ten years and we have .....